![]() ![]() "Wow, greatest bounty hunter in the galaxy my firmly toned ass." The showwriters had killedoff many of her sidekicks that way. [Boomstick: And since Disney bought Star Wars and nixed the expanded universe, this is where Boba Fett's story officially ends.Īnnie blanched. "Perhaps he never bothered to maintain it properly. That jetpack is a stupid piece of junk." Umbrella pouted. "I fail to see what his actor has to do with his skills." Leviathan mumbled. Plus he's played by Sam Jackson, so that just makes it even more impressive." Deadpool filled in. He's killed hundreds of criminals, politicians, and Jedi, and battled Mace Windu to a draw when he was only 12 years old.īoomstick: An accomplishment so manly, it instantly kick-started his puberty.] [Wiz: In short, Boba Fett is a human Swiss army knife. "I suppose the missile's tracking power is greater than anything we have." Marie concluded. Aiming must be a real hassle." Ben noted. "Seriously awkward place to keep it stashed away though. ![]() "Yeah, you'd think he'd have a more efficient way to get around." Beowulf agreed. While it can only hold enough fuel for a single minute's worth of flight, its velocity reaches up to 90 miles per hour.] Wiz: Which he uses for short-range travel, and to gain a mobility advantage over his foes. [Boomstick: However, my favorite thing in Boba's bag is his badass jetpack. "There is nothing wrong with taking care of your weapons!" Cerebella barked, cuddling Vice-Versa protectively. "Easy for you to say, you can make more any time you want!" Filia whined. "Yeah, weapons are totally disposable!" Peacock cackled. But his weapon of choice is his EE-3 carbine rifle, which Fett often cradles like a child. [Boomstick: His gauntlets house a flamethrower, fibercord whip, and numerous concussion and stun missiles. Several of the women reacted negatively at the reminder of the blasted sword that killed their alternate dimension child. "If only I could provide the Egrets with greater armour." Parasoul sighed. How pathetically sad-OW!" Deadpool hit her upside the head with an iron rod. "Reputation is a powerful thing." Parasoul sighed. "How does one tell who the greatest is, when there's such a large scope?" Leviathan asked. Classic childhood trauma." Valentine remarked. "Even I think that one is too predictable." Nadia deadpanned. "To preserve his skill for the future." Parasoul explained. Wiz: And Samus Aran, a hunter so determined she'll sacrifice a planet to reach her goal.]īeowulf and Annie winced at Samus' description. [Wiz: I don't know about respected, but certainly a daring profession only for the strong and bold.īoomstick: Boba Fett, the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy. "No respect for the guys that murder for cash." Ben agreed. ".Boomstick, you say the most infuriating things." Parasoul sighed.
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